Mind Readers

I really do believe there are mind readers in our midst. I know two such people: my sister and my boyfriend. I swear, they always know what I'm thinking. It's actually really freaky. I might be able to shrug off a handful of instances where they knew exactly what I was thinking, but it happens all.the.time. They are either mind readers or all of what I thought was internal dialogue was actually me talking out loud to myself and Carolyn and Orlando are the only people that respond. Something to think about. Or possibly talk out loud about...

Pears

Whenever I eat pears I imagine I am biting into human flesh. Not in a totally plausible, cannibalistic way but in a cool, supernatural way. Do I think I'd make an awesome zombie? Yes. Would I rock at being a vampire? Of course. Will anyone want to hang around me while I eat a pear after reading this? Not a chance.

Fail.

I just took that Facial Beauty Analysis test online. Why? A combination of boredom and feeling insecure. Anyway, my facial symmetry was 8.73 (which I think is respectable). But, the funny part is, according to Anaface.com, my innerocular distance is too big for my eyes! Hahaha! Which means I have wide-set eyes. Seriously. People with wide-set eyes freak me out. Fail.

Change

Love

I love you.

It is hard to say this to somebody for the first time. I'm not arguing that. However, when you are talking with your family or close friends, these words should not be difficult to say and these are the three words you should say. Not "I love ya" or "Love ya" or "Love you" or "I love you!!!!" There are no word substitutes or exclamation marks needed. "I love you" is powerful enough on its own.

My short 24 years of life on Earth have taught me that nothing in life is certain. The control freak in me hates this, but it is true. I never know when I will talk with someone for the last time and I want to be certain that the last time I told someone I loved them it wasn't trivialized by seventeen exclamation marks.

I love when people tell me that they love me. And I know I'm not the only one.
So, I love you. And that's a fact.

Genius

I waited 20 minutes for my show to go to commercial so I could go to the bathroom until I realized I was watching it on Netflix. I am a genius.