Monday, March 21, 2011

Pears

Whenever I eat pears I imagine I am biting into human flesh. Not in a totally plausible, cannibalistic way but in a cool, supernatural way. Do I think I'd make an awesome zombie? Yes. Would I rock at being a vampire? Of course. Will anyone want to hang around me while I eat a pear after reading this? Not a chance.


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3 comments:

  1. cmaynardMarch 21, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice!!!!
    Welcome back michelle lee!
    I love this!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 25, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    You ate a pear at my house the other day. I had no idea what was going through your mind at the time.

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  3. Red Cross RobberyMarch 26, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    All pears ever wanted to do was be sweet.

    YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

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